Convention '72 Letra

Good morning ladies and gentlemen This is Walter Clondite From Convention Hall, Miami Beach Bringing you the first get-together convention Of Republicans and Democrats alike We have Henry Kissinger and Vice-president Agnew Standing by on the right side of the Convention Hall Come in David Stinkley Thank you, Walter Ah, Mr Kissinger, amid this historic moment With all the pomp and grandeur Of the political system of America all around you Tell us Sir, what are your innermost thoughts At the very moment Gotta find a woman Gotta find a woman Gotta find a woman Gotta find a woman Vice-president Agnew What are your thoughts, Sir Right on, right on Mr Agnew, when you heard the rumour That President Nixon Might not select you as his running mate again What did you say to him You never should have promised to me Give it here, don't hold back, now Give it here, don't say nothin' Just give it here, come on Ah, Mr Agnew if you were in Senator McGovern's place Who would you have chosen as a running mate Bertha Bertha, who Bertha Butt Who, she, Sir One of the Butt Sisters Do you agree, Mr Kissinger Gotta find a woman Gotta find a woman Gotta find a woman Gotta find a woman Thank you, Henry Kissinger and Vice-president Agnew Back to you, Walter Thank you, David Now, Sidney Bruntley is over on the left side He has Sargent Shriver with him Sargent Shriver, what did you say to Senator McGovern When he finally asked you to be his running mate You just call on me brother When you need a hand How did you finalize your agreement with Senator McGovern Sealed with a kiss Oh, oh, shades of excitement One final question, Sir What kind of offer did Senator McGovern make you He made me an offer I couldn't refuse Sidney, forgive me but our roving reporter Larry Reasoning has Martha Mitchell on the microphone Take it away, Larry Reasoning Ah, Mrs Mitchell, would you like to talk to our listeners I'll sock it to you, Daddy Now that your husband has resigned from politics How do you feel, Ma'am I'm the happiest girl in the whole U.S.A. Mrs Mitchell your complaint Was that your husband Didn't have any time to spend with you Now that you are alone, Ma'am What do you talk about Aaaaaaaaaaaa...... Well, I can understand that, Mrs Mitchell Now back to you, Walter Sidney Bruntley is on the left side of the floor With Mr and Mrs Eagleton and Senator McGovern Take it away, Sidney Thank you, Walter Senator McGovern, how did you feel When you and Senator Eagleton first seperated, Sir Alone again, naturally Oh, yes, what did you do then Called the doctor over And what did your physician advise Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning Everyone was turning you down, Sir If Sergeant Shriver has also refused Who whould you have turned to then A Horse with no name Oh, I love horses Now, Senator Eagleton How does one feel in the morning When his world has been shattered, Sir Weeeeell, you wake up in the morning And your hands are shaking And your nerves are all up tight Well then, Senator, why didn't you resign immediately Am I wrong for trying to hold on To the best thing I ever had Yes, and what are your feelings now Towards the people who apposed you They smile in your face All the time they want to take your place The back stabbers One final question to you, Senator Eagleton What did you say to the newspaper columnist When you met him face to face Lier, lier, lier Senator McGovern, what are your feelings on that, Sir How can a loser ever win Mrs, Eagleton, would you like to answer him Who do you think you are, Mr Big Stuff Who do you think will vote for Senator McGovern Now that your husband is out Gypsies, tramps and thieves Ma'am, do you think you could have done more For your husband during those trying times I know it's not my fault I did my best Thank you very much Now back to you, Walter There's a camotion on the left side of the floor We've got Senator Kennedy standing with Jane Ronda Take it away David Stinkly Ah, Senator Kennedy People are talking about your political future Because of your good looks, your smile And the sound of your voice Why Aaaaaaaah And the magnificent If you decide to run for President in '76 Who will be your campaign manager The candy man Ah, Miss Ronda, Miss Ronda Just one question, please What do you think of President Nixon I don't know how to love him Ah, thank you Miss Ronda Ah, ah, Mr Kissinger What are you doing all the way over here On this side of the hall Gotta find a woman Gotta find a woman Gotta find a woman Gotta find a woman Ah, that it for here, Walter Thank you, David Thank you, Sidney Thank you, Larry Thank you, America We now return you to your local stations