Tarred And Feathered Letra

What I'd like to do

What I'd like to be

I have only a hatchet

Here's some injury

Let's have a cheer for fear

for blood and agony



These are the tools of my trade

I want you tarred and feathered



Here come the monsters

they know what to do

Hey, Monsters!

What can I learn from you?

You've been killing people

since the dawn of time

should I cut and clout

or should I drown and slime?



Here's a length of chain

here's a railway tie

Here's some silver fish hooks

to slip in their eyes

here's an ice pick

never let it thaw

Heres' some sandpaper to

rub their nipples raw



Here's some jellyfish

Hide them in their pockets

Here's some metal cubes and jacks

Force them in their sockets

Here's some barbed wire

Feed it up her colon

Here's an iron mallet

Keep her knuckles swollen