Delivery Man Letra

i won't get mad not today

I'm to tired to complain



I'll just sit and watch some tv

and eat what he left for me

I can not belive this guy

he only left me a slice



It had been a terrible day

when my girlfriend called me and said

that she was with another man

and won't like to see me again



so I'll go to the bar

to see who the fuck is this guy

tell him that she is mine

I'll probably get in a fight



Oh what an ugly suprise

it was the delivery man

before that i could react

he pushed me and told me to fight



I acted like I had no fear

and he forced me to buy him a beer

you though it was

enough for one day????

well now they are both in my bed



All that I can say is that I'm on their way

and I won't sleep in my room today

but tomorrow I'll find just another girl

and won't order pizza again