I Caught Jesus Masturbating Letra

Destroyed the evidence anyway

I'm a sinner with broken dreams



I was only trying to have some fun

Wasn't hurting anyone

Now you're putting the blame on me?

Well whatever will be, will be



I caught Jesus masturbating with a Hustler magazine

I caught Jesus fornicating with the drone homecoming queen



He didn't seem too startled

In fact he let me in

There I spot Jesus

Caressing his penis

They told me this was a sin