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Busdriver: Uh-oh.Nocando: Hey. I'll need a popper stopper. Cuz the money in the pot. Nocando. Busdriver.Busdriver: W-w-w-w-wait, hold on, don't say-Nocando: Project Blowed.Busdriver: Don't say my name, though.Nocando: Popping P's profusely.Busdriver: I don't want people to know I'm on this song.N: These sneaker geek emcees to me is Broke BackSo fuck sexyIn '09 I'm bringing broke backB: Your favorite rapper's brawnyWearing a French braided hair shirtMy bank account be scrawnySince I was a 10th grader square twerpN: Your favorite rapper is extravagantAside from his pompous nameHe's like a nurseryWith more cribs than John McCainB: Your favorite dude champions every Chicago city slumFrom his condominiumWhile brandishing his implausible mini-gunN: He sells more drugs than the FDAHe's ready for war like FDRI believe in him whole-heartedlyCuz he keeps saying it in every barLetras de cancionesB: Your favorite guy said he shot niggasOn the grass lawn in his rap songBut he's sweeter than baked goodsWhen he claims his hood as CapcomN: Your favorite rapper's got Alzheimer'sRepeats himself like an old-timerWorks harder than a coal minerWhen it comes to picking ghostwritersB: And me, I'm your least favoriteWith a haircut like a pineappleWearing khakis singing hi-sopranoLoading candy corns like they're live ammoN: What's wrong with you?B: Oh ohI'm your least favorite rapperMy records only get released in Anchorage, AlaskaN: What's wrong with you?B: Oh ohI'm your least favorite rapperRummaging through debris of screenplays and actorsN: What the fuck is wrong with you?B: Oh ohI can't lease spaceships from NASABecause I'm the least favorite rapperI am your least favoriteN: I'm your least favorite rapperMy release date is afterThe D-Day disasterI need to get cheesecake for masterB: I am your least favorite Flavor Flav impersonatorPissing on the circuit breakerN: While the strippers to the percolatorB: I will be spellchecking some blurb in a paperN: Read by the type of hipsterThat don't like me yelling all kinds of niggasWhile I'm vibing with you like Michael RichardsNigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga niggaB: Still unliked because my leading single's aboutLaser beams and force fieldsAnd my hoopie's not full of groupiesJust Mavaline and orange pealsBut I'll serve niggas at the Pizza HutN: In a suburban kids say I'm not street enoughBut compared to them I'm street as fuckB: I will put USB in's in their tween cuntsN: When it comes to this nerd rapIt seems like the black thing's a problemYou know what I Idi A-meanI feel like the Last King of ScotlandB: So my job has me cultivating all the white guiltDipping polaroids in rice milkSmacking Soulja Boy wearing corduroysAnd an iced grillN: The new rap fans listen to 'YeStart sniffing the yay, pretending they're gayPut a switch in their hips with a feminine swayJust to convince the women to stayB: Sell out like it was Christmas dayAnd give everyone an admission to payFor a tit in the faceN: I was beginning to sayWhat came first the chicken or eggThe twist in the frayDissident fan that listens todayDissipates visits and straysWhat the fuck?Did our whole sense of business decay?B: We underused all the parlor tricksInstead of talking about art and shitI should have put my hardened dickOn the hind quarters of Time Warner"It's over! That fool just served Time Warner?Fools are sniffing yayThat fool had tits at your Christmas party?Shout out to Forest WhitakerIdi Amin! Yeah"N: What's wrong with you?B: Oh ohI'm your least favorite rapperMy records only get released in Anchorage, AlaskaN: What's wrong with you?B: Oh ohI'm your least favorite rapperRummaging through debris of screenplays and actorsN: What the fuck is wrong with you?B: Oh ohI can't lease spaceships from NASABecause I'm the least favorite rapperI am your least favorite From Letras Mania