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(My Mom) [Intro:] Yeah... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yo Yo Alright, I'm a lay the chorus first Here we gooo now [Chorus:] My mom love valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am because I'm like her Because My mom love valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm My Mom! [Verse 1:] My mom, my mom, I know your probably tired of hearing 'bout my mom, Oooh whooa But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I become hooked on vah-a-l-ium Valium was in everything, food that I ate The water that I drank, fuckin peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak Letras de cancionesSo everyday I'd have at least three stomach aches Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her Son to grow up to be an under-afuckin-chiever My teacher didn't think I was gunna be nothin either "What the fuck you stickin gum up under the fuckin seat for? " "Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffin ether, " "Either that or the motherfuckers been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin and puffin wasn't what it was either, it was neither I was buzzin but it wasn't what she thought Pee in teacup? Bitch you ain't my keeper I'm sleepin What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't playin Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra! [Chorus:] My mom love valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am cause I'm like her Because My mom love valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm My Mom! [Verse 2:] Wait a minute... This ain't dinner, this is paint thinner "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I? Now heres a plate full of pain killers, now just wait till I crush the valium And put it in your potatoes, you little motherfucker, I'll make you sit there and make that retarded fuckin face Without even tastin it. You better lick that fuckin' plate you ain't wastin' it, put your face in it 'Fore I throw you in the basement again, and I ain't givin' in Your gunna just sit there in one fuckin place spi? Till next Thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished Then I'll use the same shit again, then When I make spinach dip It'll be placed in the shit. You little shit Wanna sit there and play innocent A rack filler hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support? Your father he ain't sent the shit And so what if he did? It's none of your dang business kid" [Bridge 1:] My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom I know I should let bygones be bygones But shes the reason why I am high what I'm high on [Chorus:] My mom loves valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am cause I'm like her Because My mom loves valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm My Mom! [Bridge 2:] My mom loves valium now while I am There's a party animal, I am what I am But I'm strong to the finish with me valium spinach But my buzz only last about two minutes But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it I can't even write a rhyme without doin' it My valium, My valiiiuuuuum [Verse 3:] Man I never thought I could never be a drug addict Nah fuck that, I can't have it happen to me But that actually what has ended up happenin' A tradegy, of fuckin passin it up, catchin' me And it's probably where I got aquanted with the taste, Ain't it Pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom, beautiful She killed a fuckin dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed a fuckin asprin and say that it has a headache "Here want a snack, you hungry you fuckin brat? " "Look at that, it's a xanax, take it and take a nap! EAT IT! " But I DONT NEED IT! "WELL FUCK IT, then break it up! " "Take a little piece then beat it, before you wake Nathan up! " Alright ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin' I'll do it, pop it gobble it, and start wobblin' Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, tripped and I fall in bed With a bottle of Meds, and a Heath Ledger bobblehead (Thanks to jaydizzledub12 for correcting these lyrics) From Letras Mania