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Hey remember this one? While walking down the avenue one bright and sunny day I came across a woman who wouldn't get out of my way I asked her to please step aside so I could get on with my day she said, "I don't mind being cum across just as long as it's wiped away" [laughing] so I went home to watch TV and catch my favorite show and plopped down on my rocking chair and out came a screaming howl I ached and moaned and groaned and hoped the pain would quickly pass either that's just my remote control or someone's' dick's shoved up my ass [laughing] then I thought I'd take a drive around and see what I could see but just a couple minutes later, I had to take a pee I pulled into an alley and stuck my pecker through the fence but I didn't even see the watchdog running off with my fucking prick [laughing] so they rushed me to the hospital to see if they could fix it cause instead of chewing it to bits he very gently licked it they said that I was lucky that the mutt lost all its teeth so I went home and went to bed and then I had a dream about that sweet little poochie... [laughing and clapping] From Letras Mania