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Look at my facial hair (Oh man, hot damn! It's everywhere! Where'd you get that beard?) I grew it (How'd you keep it so clean?) I shampoo it (Yeah!) I really wish I could grow a moustache (Why don't you?) Well, frankly, I don't have the cash You gotta take care of your facial hair Otherwise it gets scruffy and bare The elements of style For the beard owner The essential manual For owners of beards Trim it, cut it, comb it, style it! Clean it, and set with violet Love it, but don't get violent Rub it, but not in public Eat with it, but don't get messy The only rule is, keep it classy Letras de cancionesLa la la la la la la la la la la la I was on a fishing boat And I tried to grow a beard but it wouldn't float (Oh no!) Three weeks later, out at sea I realised this beard wasn't working for me I tried to shave it off, but I had no cream Everyone on the boat could hear me scream (Ahh!) The elements of style For the beard owner The essential manual For owners of beards You ready? Let's go Love for me and love for you Love for each other Baby, be my boo Love for me and love for you Lust for my beard Look at what I grew Love for me and love for you Love for each other Baby, be my boo Love for me and love for you Lust for my beard Look at what I grew Look at my sexy facial hair Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere Look at my sexy facial hair Oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere! It's everywhere It's everywhere It's everywhere It's everywhere It's everywhere It's everywhere From Letras Mania