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All I wanted to do Was kill the Dark Lord He killed my parents And opposed Dumbledore All I wanted to do Was find my true love I thought it was Ginny I was dreaming of All I needed to do Was get away from Vernon Petunia and Dudley And I did. Amen All I needed to do Was expose Draco Malfoy I knew he was scheming That Slytherin boy But then one day for some unknown reason I found myself strangely attracted to That blond-haired ferret in the silver-green house He's a Quidditch Seeker like me, too We danced around Each other for weeks Until one day our lips Letras de cancionesFound the one our heart seeks We danced around Grew closer together Shared our hearts and our minds Could this be forever We snuck around The halls of Hogwarts Finding new places To shag or just cavort We snuck around To the Hospital Wing Because something had happened How could such a thing? Madam Pomfrey sat us down in her office She told us she couldn't explain it just right Somehow our intimate activities Had led to consequences of more than one night What the hell is going on? How the hell could this happen at all He's a boy, I'm a boy, this is ridiculous Whose bright idea was this? What the hell is going on Biologically, this isn't even possible! (Except of course in that stupid film Junior) Who on those fanfic sites came up with this? So Draco and I We settled down Dropped out of school Gave up our Quidditch So Draco and I Despite common wisdom Got jobs in retail Trust me, it's a bitch Now we are three Don't ask me just how This stuff doesn't happen Even magically Now we are three Thanks to someone's writing These ridiculous stories Come now... really... Who in their right mind could come up with M-Preg? The one thing that makes fanfic too hard to believe Not that it's not already quite out there But there's just one problem - guys can't conceive! Who in their right mind could come up with M-Preg? The one thing that makes fanfic too hard to believe Not that it's not already quite out there But there's just one problem - guys can't conceive! From Letras Mania