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I wonder who's snogging Ginny, that girl just can't get her fill Ron can't seem to get any and wonders if he ever will Every time Diggory's mentioned, Cho breaks into a flood The year that hormones hit Hogwarts, it hit with a sickening thud Suddenly Harry gets jealous when he sees Ginny with Dean He thinks of her every morning and night And most of the time in between Now Ron is wrestling Lavender; he's got her in a lip-lock But snogging's progressive; she's gotten possessive Now hiding is all that he's got Meanwhile Hermione is watching and carefully hatching a plot To use jealousy so eventually she is the one that Ron's got The year that hormones hit Hogwarts, even the teachers weren't safe Hagrid was smitten; the love bug had bitten; Cupid shot him in the face The veela's Headmistress was massive, Which of course Hagrid saw as a plus Now neither of them could be either of them, and so the two became us Hormones are potent and plentiful, contagious and easily caught Even the name is nowhere near tame When you get it you know what you've got The year they descended on Hogwarts, they hit with a sickening thud Scary to Harry, who found it contrary And nearly as crystalline as mud From Letras Mania