Sweet Diss And The Comebacks

Dunder And Dwighting
VERSE 1 Jim in sales has got it bad today Receptionist's engaged to Roy (Receptionist, engaged to Roy) With camera looks and clever quips He stole her heart like poker chips And later she called off her wedding day Was it love or was it all the tricks We played on the boss's number 2? (Boss's number 2) Is it all just office politics? I couldn't care less when I'm with you CHORUS If you're working 9 to 5 And can't get out alive Just meet me in the breakroom in 10 We'll hang out, hiding from the boss And pray our paths don't cross I'll say it's like we're on the lam You'll say "Hello, Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam." VERSE 2 The ARM is secretly in love With Angela in accounting (Tight-ass Christian chick) He said "If 1 plus 1 is two Then all I really need is you Letras de cancionesTo make this simple equation complete" Question: Did you see me act in the Screenplay Michael wrote that I tore through (Here's a dunder-ku) Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica And Agent Scarn are no match for you [CHORUS] BRIDGE Can you beer me one more chance to say what I want to say? I'm a bit worn out cause I've been playin' Flonkerton all day, hey hey It's a drag tryin' to make ends meet but I guess we could do worse Where else can you find a guy like Dwigt buying a purse? Got a new iPod for Christmas, think I'd rather stay at home Suddenly got Count Choculitis, can you hand me the phone, oh no Gotta move that grill I think I'll spend the day in bed It won't be the first time I faked it and, that's what she said OUTRO Let's gangbang this thing and go home Hello, Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam This was the best Dundies ever What's the downside? Collapse on myself like a dying star Hey Oscar, how was your gay-cation? Pippity poppity give me the zoppity From Letras Mania