Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Incentive Dealers

All Of The Cool Girls
Now I thought that Kate was groovy Thought that I could make her mine But when I asked her to a movie She respectfully declined She said she'd be my comrade And she said she'd be my friend But she couldn't be my lover Cause she was a lesbian I've tried so hard to understand Why it's got to be this way Won't someone tell me Why all of the cool girls are gay Now I really liked Melissa Yeah, I thought she was so tender But when I tried to kiss her She told me I was the wrong gender She said she'd be my buddy And she said she'd be my pal But she couldn't be my girlfriend Cause she's homosexual I wish someone would inform me And banish my naivete Won't someone tell me Letras de cancionesWhy all of the cool girls are gay I've been around for years And I still don't understand why But no one I want to do it with Wants to do it with a guy Now Kate lives with Melissa And me I live alone And the three of us go out But then the two of them go home They say I'm really special And I think that they're both great But I'd really like to find someone Who likes me and who's straight I've asked the whole world over But no one who knows will say Won't someone tell me Why all of the cool girls are gay I woke up and thought that things had changed But it's the same as yesterday Won't someone tell me Why all of the cool girls are lesbians Why all of the cool girls just don't like men Why all of the cool girls are gay From Letras Mania