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"this book deals with epiphenomenalism which has to do with consciousness as a mere accessory of physiological processes whose presence or absence... makes no difference... whatever are you doing?" Aphra Behn: hello Cervantes: donkey Daniel Defoe: to christen the day! Samuel Richardson: hello Henry Fielding: tittle-tattle tittle-tattle... Lawrence Sterne: hello Mary Wollstonecraft: vindicated! Jane Austen: here I am! Sir Walter Scott: we're all doomed! Leo Tolstoy: yes! Honoré de Balzac: oui... Letras de cancionesEdgar Allen Poe: aaaarrrggghhhh! Charlotte Brontë: hello... Emily Brontë: hello... Anne Brontë: hellooo..? Nikolai Gogol: vas chi Gustav Flaubert: oui William makepeace Thackeray: call me 'William makepeace Thackeray' Nathaniel Hawthorne: the letter 'a' Herman Melville: ahoy there! Charles Dickens: london is so beautiful this time of year... Anthony Trollope: good-good-good-good evening! Fyodor Dostoevsky: here come the sleepers... Mark Twain: I can't even spell 'mississippi'! George Eliot: george reads german Emile Zola: j'accuse Henry James: howdy miss wharton! Thomas Hardy: ooo-arrr! Joseph Conrad: I'm a bloody boring writer... Katherine Mansfield: [cough cough] Edith wharton: well hellomr james! DH Lawrence: never heard of it EM Forster: never heard of it! Happy the man and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today' James Joyce: hello there! Virginia Woolf: I'm losing my mind! Marcel Proust: je me'en souviens plus F scott Fitzgerald: baa bababa baa Ernest Hemingway: I forgot the.... Hermann Hesse: oh es ist alle so häßlich Evelyn Waugh: whoooaarr! William faulkner: tu connait william faulkner? Anaïs Nin: the strand of pearls Ford Maddox Ford: any colours long as it's black! Jean-Paul Sartre: let's go to the dome simone! Simone de Beauvoir: c'est exact present Albert Camus: the beach... the beach Franz Kafka: what do you want from me?! Thomas Mann: mam Graham Greene: call me 'pinky' lovely Jack Kerouac: me car's broken down... William S Burroughs: wowwww! Happy the man and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his own; He who has life and strength enough to say 'yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today' Kingsley Amis: [cough] Doris Lessing: I hate men! Vladimir Nabokov: hello little girl... William Golding: achtung busby! JG Ballard: instrument binnacle Richard Brautigan: how are you doing? Milan Kundera: I don't do interviews Ivy Compton burnett: hello... Paul Theroux: have a nice day! Günter Grass: I've found snails! Gore Vidal: oh it makes me mad! John Updike: run rabbitrun rabbitrunrunrun... Kazuro Ishiguro: ah soold chap! Malcolm Bradbury: stroke John Steinbeck stroke JD Salinger Iain Banks: too orangey for crows! As Byatt: nine tenths of the lawyou know... Martin Amis: [burp] Brett Easton ellis: aaaaarrrggghhh! Umberto Eco: I don't understand this either... Gabriel Garcia Marquez: mi casa es su casa Roddy Doyle: ha ha ha! Salman Rushdie: names will live forever... From Letras Mania