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your lordship, allow me to introduce myself i'm the carpenter you got to produce this shelf we'd done business before: i constructed this floor and i coulda swore that you said you was gonna pay me more i mean no disrespect but i'm here to collect what i feel is correct you see i must protect the good name of my work and its fame and i came here today so that you may take away this shame aight,i hear your plea, runnin' that old "woe is me" plain to see but you freeloaders won't get sympathy from me all you bourgeoisie, what you want next? a big marquee? no siree, i should put down my green tea and banish thee! but not today, since i'm so kind, or so they say i'll just take back your pay, now don't dismay, just obey now guards take this ungrateful fool away without delay and bring in the next stray, he better have something good to say son, i run this bitch, second to none and filthy rich forget the emperor, i'm the lord rule this land with an iron sword conquer more when i get bored feared by all with my samurai guard yet i'm adored in high regard, at least by those looking for a reward never clown, hold the crown in these towns Letras de cancionescats be bowin' down to the world renowned baddest mutha 'round when peoples see me they just stare in awe think i ain't above the law? hahaha hahahahaha your lordship, let me first state that i think you're cool, and i think you're great and by the way, did you lose some weight? at any rate, hope you don't get irate but i'm on my knees and i'm begging to you, so won't you please go easy on us when you obtain your share of our meat and wheat and grain no i ain't complainin', let me explain there was a drought this season, we got no rain attainin' the crops we got was a pain and just maintainin' them drove us all insane so please just take what you need don't exceed the degree of your mildest greed 'cuz man i got me kids to feed dawg, you breakin' my heart but, let me see, where should i start just who the hell do you think you is testin' my integrity like a quiz selfish hick, you make me sick i bet you thought you was pretty slick what you expect my army to eat if we don't take replete your meat and wheat think you're pretty funny just buy some food, or do you not got money? tell you what, sell me your nieces proper and maybe i'll give you ten pieces copper i could always use another girl or two and maybe when i'm through i'll give 'em to the troops for something fun to do From Letras Mania