Plan Nine Usa

Simon Has A Girlfriend
I know this kid named Simon There is this girl and she likes him But she's only eight years old She follows him around all day “What's a skateboard?” Is the type of thing she'd say She'll do anything she's told He said, “Is it weird that I think she's hot?” We said, “It's not—just let grass grow on her field” Call me crazy, but she looks damn tasty The Simon, we'll see your ass in jail You know it's true they went out on a date They held hands, and stayed out way too late Didn't get back till quarter past 12 Her parents, they were worried sick, Get off my daughter you Harry Potter look-a-like prick Simon said, “I have to go!” “I'm sorry father, but I love your daughter You know she is the finest one of all” “Alright boy, well I'm calling the cops and And you won't get conjugal visits in juvenile hall” Simon- he has a girlfriend Simon- he has a girlfriend She's illegal but he don't care She wears Pokemon underwear and puts out From Letras Mania