Penis She Wrote

The Cheese Sandwich Test
So there I was In the park It was pitch black Middle of the night When a cheese sandwich came and sat down I said “hey, what the fuck?” And I felt a bit stuck And the cheese sandwich said he was new in town So my jaw dropped to the floor What the hell was this cheese sandwich talking to me for? And since when do cheese sandwiches talk Then I thought with my two eyes This lil bastards an eighth my size So I thought I'd show him off I tried out my trivia expertise And told him about Michelangelo's finest piece The Sistine chapel in ancient Greece And you know what that little fucker did He corrected me And told me That the Sistine chapel Was in Italy I was so damn pissed Letras de cancionesI took my fist And I smashed the sandwich to bits Then I ate his remains And showed that my brains Were better than his How can you be smart If you're inside my stomach? I thought it was the end But he built a bomb of hydrogen He made me explode That fucking chode And I thought he was only a cheese sandwich From Letras Mania