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If I wasn't such a lazy bast I'd take a time machine into the past And while my dad was giving my mom the ham I'd run into the bed with a battering ram And say Dad, don't give me life You won't be proud of me I'll grow up stupid and dumb And hated by the family I'll spend your cash Eat your food Destroy your life And eventually lead you to suicide So take your dick out of mom Before you ruin your life If I had the energy I had before I became dull I'd use my lack of lethargy to time travel Back to when I was being conceived And tell my parents something they wouldn't believe I'd say Mom, don't let dad fuck you I'm sure it feels good now But soon you'll be in pain Letras de cancionesAnd big as a sea cow And I'll get on your nerves And you'll beat me down And get sent away to jail So what's the point in having me? You'll end up getting nailed By some bitch and her pet shemale But I don't have the strength Or the willpower to tell me to go on I guess it's called determination Well, I have none So I guess I'll just sit here While my dad shoots Himself in the other room And I guess I'll just sit here While my mom gets fucked By a broom in the butt But you know what, mom and dad I guess my life ain't so bad From Letras Mania