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oh yes i wanna be a lawyer so justice will bow down to me you say you got hit by a car well sue the whole car industry i gotta make me a buck fuck that i gotta make me a million were gonna drag this whole thing out and make the taxpayer foot the bill legal system casualties are usually regular people the plaintif and defendant lose the lawyers win and winner takes all you say you missed the bus so you were late and you lost your job i smell a big one here youll never have to work again no we wont settle out of court were gonna hit em for the pain and suffering were gonna send you to my shrink wholl say youve got emotional scars Letras de cancioneslegal system casualties are usually regular people the plaintif and defendant lose the lawyers win and winner takes all oh yes i wanna be a lawyer its really what i wanna be rather be a dick than a pussy a lawyers the life for me this brief is way too thin lets supoena a hundred witnesses no they didnt have to be there they just gotta be experts at something well wipe the calendar clean just write lawsuit on the whole damn thing forget about my fee for now you can pay me when i win tell me how these fucking jerks are worth two hundred dollars an hour pack my ass to harvard law school im doing that from now on oh yes i wanna be a lawyer its really what i wanna be rather be a dick than a pussy a lawyers the life for me From Letras Mania