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Hello, brodies, welcome, Thanks for comin' This would be the second annual Incredibad Jalarpeno Eat-off Uhh... we've got some fierce competitors today startig with myself, Samboni To my left is the infamous Broseph Stalin And wrapping things up will be J to the Orgustavson So without further ado, the Communist law will be laid down by Brospeh Stalin Broseph, uhhh, the floor is yours HERE I COME THERE I GO BROSEPH STALIN OFF THAT JALAPENO OHH OHHHHHHH ITS GETTIN HOT AND SPICY I EAT EM RAW YOU TAKE 'EM BREADED LIGHTLY FILLED WITH CREEEEEEEAM CHEESE SEX SYMBOL I EAT ALL THEM JALAPENOS FOR THE HAMMER/SICKLE Alright that was Brospeh Stalin rippin' it up Next up, you're gonna hear something from me... Samboni Hold on to your hats cause I looooove jalapenos I'm a sucker for bong (lows?) and college frat bros Passed out hoes bros, and jalapenos Letras de canciones Jalapenos Hotter than pepperocinis you know Samboni eat 'em fast, the others be eatin' slow There was an old lady who lived in a shoe Had so many jalapenos didn't know what to do And she said, "It's gettin' hot in herre, So eat jalapenos" All my amigos Eat jalepenos Ohh Ohhhhhhhhh.....kay It's me, Samboni That was my verse, I thought it was pretty solid But we got a real treat for ya Even though meeee and the other bros have been eating a lot of jollers, this last guy eats the most. He goes by the name of J to the Orgustavson. And he's gonna blow... your mindballs. Hi kids, do you like violence? You wanna see my eat jalarpenos Til they're popping out my eyelids? You wanna win the most and win the contest just like I did? Well you can't! And if you someone told you you could, they lieded. 90% of my life, I been lied to. Like Broseph tryin to saying he eats more jalopies than I do? And Samboni goes, "Nothing you idiots! His mouth is closed, full of jalarpenos." But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, eat your jalipannios Cause I'm J to the Orgustavson The real J to the Orgustavson Okaaay Alright that was solid stuff! Uhhhhhh... I wanna thank everyone for comin' out Uhhh with the possible exception of J to the Orgustavson who we all despise But look at, uhh, there are no losers here today, only winners And by that of course I mean myself Uhhhh see you next year at the old Incredibad Jalarpeno Eat-Off This is Samboni *laughter* Samboni... on the outro *laughter* From Letras Mania