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(feat. Fall Out Boy) See there was Ashley, She caught my eye the second that she passed me I kissed her once Then she started to harrass me She called all night long I had to buy a brand new phone. And let me see There was Mellony To have a mouth like that should be a felony Wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin me I mean dirty vocab She used to talk like she was drunk. And after that was Tiffany The one with the cute cousin Are you kiddin' me? She had a man But that didn't mean shit to me He tried to catch us all the time But I was just to Goddamn smooth. And I can't forget to mention Carrie But that situation quickly got scary Letras de cancionesCoz after 2 days she was like "let's get married" Can you believe that shit? I had to pack my bags and move. (1, 2, 3, 4!) Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Where is your boy tonight? Maybe he won't find out. Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Where is your boy tonight? Maybe he won't find out... I'll always remember Monica, The Jewish chick She'd always give me gifts for Chanukkah To met her folks she'd try and make me rock a harmonica But she looked so damn good She almost made my ass convert And after that there was Lisa She had a twin sister, Teresa I bumped into them at Cam's gettin pizza The greatest night of my life Schleps to rock that kill to birds And there was Erica, She had the stinkiest breath in North America, (I know) I tried to slip her tic tacs But they were scared of her And when we made out I always had to plug my nose And I supose your know the sister Shoot, I swear by hand and God I only kissed her I gotta foot fetish But she gotta lota blisters I mean hammer time feet You think she had walked from Boca Raton Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Where is your boy tonight? Maybe he won't find out. Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Where is your boy tonight? Maybe he won't find out. Remember Catherine? She talked so much I used to make her bring me aspirine Blah, blah, blah, blah I'm doin' fine thanks for askin' I even tried to make a muzzle But her mouth would just not quit. Oh Shit, Remember Shuana. I hate to bring her up again, I didn't want her. That girl I talked about In "That's A Girl's Dog" song Yeah, the poster girl from Pac Sun Almost made me lose my grip. And oh shit, There was Krystal. The meth head She used to sniff like a fist full. One time she chased me down thr street with a pistol. She tried to say I took her stash, She bugged out and tryed to kill my ass. And at last we got Kimmy, She went abroad Came back, And broke up with me And so I ripped up all them letter that she sent me. I cried for like 3 days, Then it was back to my evil ways. Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Where is your boy tonight? Maybe he won't find out. Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Where is your boy tonight? Maybe he won't find out. From Letras Mania