Skankin' Pickle
Peter Piper & Mary
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickleed peppers.
Peter Piper picked em
But where did he put em
In the pockets of his pants
Or on a plate
There's a pickle in his pocket
Ready to penetrate.
Mary had a little lamb
It's true
But she put it in the pot
And now its stew
Had no friends til Peter's phone rang
Now Peter's pickle's gonna get poon tang
From Letras Mania