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Gather round and listen up my children This is a story that'll scare the turds right out of your underwear It's about a place called Neverland Where all the naughty boys have to go for a sleep over The man who lives there is creepy and weird He looks like the bearded lady but without the beard By the day he's full of fun and games But as soon as you go to sleep he tries to slither under your sheets All you naughty boys are gonna be sorry When the big hand meets the little hand I know you're bad but this guys worse When the big hand meets the little hand Now you might think that your parents are cruel Sending you off to get molested is not very cool But you should have thought about that when you were being bad Now it's off to Michael Jackson's you should have listened to your dad But if you're lucky and quick to act You just might escape with your virginity intact Right before bed you've gotta ask to you the phone Tell him you miss your parents and you have to call home But instead of your parents dial 9111 Letras de cancionesAnd when the operator answers, this is what you tell them "Help me I'm at Michael Jackson's house and he's stuck his glove up my shorts" All you naughty boys are gonna get a fright When the big hand meets the little hand Cause Michael Jackson's gonna get you tonight When the big hand meets the little hand From Letras Mania