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[JEFF:] Yo yo, hey man, ain't you guys um, Plug One? Plug Two? Potholes in my Lawn? You're those weird guys, De La Soul, right? [DOVE:] Yeah, what's up little man, how you feeling, I'm Dove, how you feeling. [POS:] Yo what's up man, my name is Pos. [MASE:] What's up, I'm Mase. Yo, shorty, what's your name? [JEFF:] Oh, my name? Jeff. You guys are walking? Now rappers ain't supposed to walk. [POS:] Sorry little man, but you know... [JEFF:] Jeff. I told you, my name is Jeff. If you guys are rappers, where's your dukey gold chains? Y'all don't have no dukey gold chains. [MASE:] We don't wear gold chains, we'd rather spend our money on more important things like, women, necessities... [DE LA SOUL:] And video games! [JEFF:] Y'all are crazy. No chains, dag. Okay, where's your BMW? You're not supposed to walk. Where's your jeeps, your Maximas? [DOVE:] Maximas? Yo, Maxin' would break my flow. And with the cause of gas, Jeff man, I'd rather take the transit that's mass. [JEFF:] What you say? You are C-R-A-Z-E-E. Crazee. Don't you know you can't be def if you don't have no gold? Or a car, man? What's up? [MASE:] Who told you that? [JEFF:] Everybody who's def has gold, cars, money, girls, clothes... [MASE:] Wait a minute, wait a minute, shorty, you're buggin'. Do you like Plug Tunin' and Potholes? [JEFF:] Yeah that song's def. Letras de canciones[POS:] But we don't wear no gold chains, nor do we ride BMW's and Maxes or Jeeps, yet you still think our music is def, right? Wait a minute. Did I say 'def'? [DE LA SOUL:] Rrrr-RRAH! [JEFF:] What? [POS:] Nothing, nothing. It's just that we don't deal with all that materialistic stuff, but we still got what it takes to please and supply our listeners, understand my man? [JEFF:] Where's your beepers? Why don't you have beepers? Everybody wears beepers. You have to have beepers to look down. [MASE:] AAAUUGHHH! Little man is brainwashed indeed! [DOVE:] Nah, nah. Beepers are the least of status situators, man. Plus I find them ugly as parking tickets. [JEFF:] You guys talk funny. [POS:] Well actually our verbal is kinetic, so when released flow A to Z is perfectly pitched in andvance in intricacy. [JEFF:] Yeah you homeboys are really bugged. [POS:] Wait a minute. Did he say... [MASE:] Bugged? [DE LA SOUL:] Rrrr-RRAH! [JEFF:] So no car, no beepers, no gold. That's weak man, that's weak. [DOVE:] Jesus, did he say 'weak?' Jesus, they never learn. [POS:] Foolish mind, have I, have I. [MASE:] Actin' like that lady! [DE LA SOUL:] That lady! [POS:] Peace, my brother... From Letras Mania