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[Spoken] This song's about my father [Sung] Born in 1935 in Brooklyn, New York The son of Anna and Phil At 19 years old he married my mother Judy And immediately paid his first Bloomingdale's bill Right away they started on a family Three smart kids popped out of mom's tummy But then one steamy night Dad forgot to wear his raincoat Nine months later, out came the dummy Dad was six foot two and two hundred and fifty pounds And as sweet as he was strong He was always known to be pretty well endowed But believe me he didn't pass that one along (I did get Grandma's ass tho) Oh Stan the man was my hero With a golf swing that made men cry He'd take their money and put it in his top drawer Then I'd steal it so I could get high But he beat that habit, out of me Letras de cancionesOh Dad thanks for letting me stay up late to watch Johnny Carson Thanks for swimming with me at Livingston Park Thanks for telling me to always punch a kid in the face If he made an anti-semitic remark Say hi to both my grandma's and grandpa's And tell me dog Meatball I miss him so But most important dad, take advantage of being in Heaven Go bank Marilyn Monroe Mom said it's cool, Just wear a raincoat Oh Stan the man was my hero He still is and always will be Cuz he didn't give too much a crap about nothing Except loving his family Oh Stan the man is gone But will always live on From Letras Mania