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If I had a remote that could change things I Would change the channel every time your nagging me Every time you talk I would press mute And change the channel to someone who's cute On ESPN there's always sports I could watch OJ Simpson on the people court I would change how I always gotta be right Win a new car on the price is right I Would stay up to watch Conan O'Brien I Don't got a job and I'm not even trying I Could go any where in this piece and get Donald trump a new hair piece I wanna be real famous for absolutely nothing like how Paris Hilton is for humping Eww I wish I had a remote that could change my life I would pick it up and make everything right You could look at me every night on channel 9 I wanna get back to my home tonight I don't want the batteries to die If we want things to happen then I gotta try when the parents wanted to talk I would hit the power button and turn them off I look a beyonce and I wish I knew her If I broke the law Id be on house arrest like Martha Stewart I wanna through a party and invite all my friends I wanna be on full house with the Olsen twins Letras de cancionesSo tell me who wants to marry a dwarf ? like ken Jennings I wanna be a dork. I wish I could make a bunch of bank And be chilling with tyra banks. Bobbie discovered his girl friend was really a dude on jenny Jones Now he wants teddy to leave him alone What kinda girl has an adams apple with a matching 5 oclock shadow I cant imagine how dumb he feels I Would make it so I could get a record deal Eww I wish I had a remote that could change my life I would pick it up and make everything right You could look at me every night on channel 9 I wanna get back to my home tonight I don?t want the batteries to die If we want things to happen then I gotta try Clay akon lost American idol Then he got all suicidal No wait that was me sleep with prostitutes like Charlie sheen I would change how my minds always drifts And get myself some Christmas gifts Jose Conseco wants to make a book And brag about all steroids he took He got injected from behind I bet he enjoyed it every time I really want kobe bryants life to shoot hoops then cheat on my wife Then have to buy her a diamond ring like ashlee simpson I Wanna lip sync on Saturday night live and get caught And then laugh about all the publicity I got Like anna nichole I wanna marry rich Then gain 300 pounds and be a bitch Trim spa is my favorite place I go home and stuff food all over my face Eww I wish I had a remote that could change my life I would pick it up and make everything right You could look at me every night on channel 9 I wanna get back to our home tonight I don?t want the batteries to die If we want things to happen then I gotta try My lifes like an infomercial My lifes like a re re run My lifes like a canceld show I'm on the first seassion , And Im going strong Get me back to my remote, Im gonna write the script to my destiny I wanna be like on the man show I want have juggies hug me wherever I go oh oh back to my remote lifes in my hands From Letras Mania