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And now our feature presentation It's Rittz bitch I just finished cooking Christmas dinner for my parents Mashed potatoes, baby carrots and a tin that's full of beef December 20-something, don't remember, just [?] [?] the kids have gone to sleep (Shh) Mom and Dad was drinking Captain Morgan Tad too many, had too many Asked if they could pack a bowl, I told 'em "Fuck the weed" "Let's do a dab instead", they've never tried a dab besides Fuck, my mom was panicking, she was struggling just to breathe Told my dad she wanna leave, told 'em "Don't forget your gifts" They decidеd they too drunk to drive, [?] Told my wife, "It's finally mе and you" I said "I got a secret too I wanted to surprise you so I bought some ecstasy to do" The neighbors on the side of us, a party in the street It's true someone got too drunk and left and wrecked into a vehicle [?] Felt the small effects from all the X I took, was starting to peak I was hard and she was drenched, can't believe she left my dick It was big and stretching out the Grinches on my boxer briefs Started getting freaky, doing shit we won't discuss again Fuckin' in the wrong position 'cause a sudden muscle cramp I had on a Santa hat, my beard was really scruffy then Cracked a nut, said "That's enough 'til Santa comes again" Ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas From Letras Mania