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[BETELGEUSE] You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? "Yes I do! Yes I do!" Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick around (spoken) And kill him! [LYDIA, spoken] What? [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Nothing. (sung) So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate [LYDIA] No! Letras de canciones[BETELGEUSE] The finer points can wait But first you gotta say my name! Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row And you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but Coach— Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my name [LYDIA, spoken] I don't know your name. [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Well, I can't say it. [LYDIA, spoken] How 'bout a game of charades? [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Yes, let's play it! [LYDIA, spoken] Two words... [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Right. [LYDIA, spoken] Second word? [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Uh-huh. [LYDIA, spoken] Drink? [BETELGEUSE, spoken] No. [LYDIA, spoken] Beverage? [BETELGEUSE, spoken] No. [LYDIA, spoken] Wine? [BETELGEUSE, spoken] No! [LYDIA, spoken] Juice?! [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Yes! [LYDIA, spoken] Okay. First word... [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Okay. [LYDIA, spoken] Bug? [BETELGEUSE, spoken] No. [LYDIA, spoken] Ant? [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Close, but no. [LYDIA, spoken] Beetle? [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Yes! [LYDIA, spoken] Beetle-juice? [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Wow, I'm impressed. And all you gotta do is say my name three times. Three times in a row, it must be spoken unbroken. Ready? [LYDIA, spoken] Yeah... [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Okay, go. [LYDIA, spoken] Betelgeuse... [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Yes... [LYDIA, spoken] Betelgeuse... [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Yes... [LYDIA, spoken] Bee— [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Oh! Oh! This is gonna be so good! [LYDIA, spoken] —cause! [BETELGEUSE, spoken] What? [LYDIA] You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below Betelgeuse [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Yes! [LYDIA] Betelgeuse [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Yes! [LYDIA] Being young and female Doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimmin' with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lecture [BETELGEUSE] I'm offering you a full-time specter [LYDIA] Are you any good? [BETELGEUSE] You betcha Trust me, baby! [LYDIA] I just met ya Really, it's a flattering offer [BETELGEUSE] Don't you wanna see Dad suffer? [LYDIA] I think I'd rather just jump off [BETELGEUSE] No! [LYDIA] I may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind [BETELGEUSE, spoken] So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look. [LYDIA, spoken] Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. Got any references? [BARBARA, spoken] Lydia, there you are! [ADAM, spoken] Are you alright? [BETELGEUSE, spoken] A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals! [ADAM, spoken] Get away from her! Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. [BETELGEUSE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.] [BARBARA] Betelgeuse is sexy! [ADAM] Betelgeuse is smart! [BARBARA & ADAM] BJ is a graduate of Juilliard! He can help We found him on Yelp Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him Every word is the truth Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse! [BARBARA, spoken] What the heck was that? [ADAM, spoken] So violating! [BETELGEUSE, spoken] There you go, kid. Couple of five-star reviews. [LYDIA, spoken] What was that? [BETELGEUSE, spoken] That was possession. Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson. [LYDIA, spoken] Any ghost? [BETELGEUSE, spoken] Pretty much, any ghost'll do, sure. [LYDIA, spoken] Then, Betelgeuse... what do I need you for? [BETELGEUSE] Whoa, whoa Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up! Hold up, girl! I'm your pal They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell I know, I went a little hard on the sell But we're BF-F-F-F's forever! [LYDIA pushes BETELGEUSE off of the roof of the house.] Agh! [ADAM & BARBARA, spoken] Lydia! [LYDIA, spoken] What? He was already dead. And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. (sung) We don't need that demon The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening Together we can make a grown man weep Guys, I got a dinner date to keep [ADAM, spoken] Okay, so what's the plan? [LYDIA (ADAM & BARBARA)] Teach dad a lesson He's gonna freak when we possess him So, he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Yeah, I got game! I'm gonna make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) I'll make him say my name (Make him say your name) Not running away! I'll make him say my name! From Letras Mania