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Citizens of earth, it's that time Pride comes but once per year And if pride were an acronym I believe it would stand for the following Perseverance, resistance, insistence, devotion, emotion Now, are there any bears here tonight? Oh, so many, I feel just like Goldilocks And if that one's too hard, and that one's too soft, I'll keep searching till I find one that's just right Pride is not just an excuse for us to dance shirtlessly and get wasted in the daytime, no As important as those traditions are, we must remember our brave brothers and sisters who paved the way for us to be here today And most of all, we must always remember the many many hundreds of people who died at Stonewall A- what- wait I'm getting a message in my earpiece Uhum, oh, no one died at Stonewall? Oh oh, Stunning Don't run and hide Come take a ride Just come inside Cause bitch it's pride So move aside I'm dignified Happy pride, at Stonewall no one died Cracking fans, throwing shade Cracking fans, throwing shade Cracking fans, throwing shade Cracking fans, throwing shade Letras de cancionesCracking fans, throwing shade Cracking fans, throwing shade Cracking fans, throwing shade Cracking fans, throwing shade I'd like to take a moment to discuss the dresscode And no, I'm not talking about the exciting new fragrance by Ivy Winters This is a notice concerning all tops, whether they be tube, tank our blouse variety No sleeves allowed! And if you're wearing a romper, please be romping And if you're wearing a jumper, please be jumping And if you're wearing a top, please, and this is very important All tops must be cropped All tops must be cropped All tops must be cropped And if you're in drag today, please, don't be a heroine You're six inch stilettos have no place here, heels be gone! For pride and for conferences alike, heels are no longer mandatory If you're not wearing flats, you're not doing drag! Now, do you have a fan? Please grab it, okay, are you ready? Are you in position? Okay, just checking, alright, okay, you ready? Okay Now do the Vivacious! Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, do the Vivacious! Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, do the Vivacious! Cracking fans, throwing shade Cracking fans, throwing shade Cracking fans, throwing shade Cracking fans, throwing shade Cracking fans, throwing shade Cracking fans, throwing shade Cracking fans, throwing shade Cracking fans, throwing shade And so I want to wish you all a very and prosperous pride season Whether you be red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo girl or Violet Chachki Stay hydrated, eat something delicious, wear sunscreen and leopard print And most of all, remember the words of a wise philosopher who once said Anusthing is possible! Pri-i-i-i-ide From Letras Mania