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I swiped my dance card once after an auditionAnd on a scale of then they gave meFor dance, ten, for looks, threeWell, dance, ten, looks, threeAnd I'm still on unemploymentDancing for my own enjoymentThat ain't it, kid, that ain't it, kidDance, ten, looks, threeIt's like to die!Left the theater and called the doctorFor my appointment to buyTits and assBought myself a fancy pairTightened up the derriereDid the nose with it, all that goes with itTits and assHad the bingo-bongos doneSuddenly I'm getting national toursTits and ass won't get you jobs unless they're yoursDidn't cost a fortune neitherLetras de cancionesDidn't hurt my sex life eitherFlat and sassyI would get the strays and losersBeggars really can't be choosersThat ain't it, kid, that ain't it, kidFixed the chassisHow do you doLife turned into and endless medleyOf 'Gee it had to be you', why?Tits and assWhere the cupboard once was bareNow you knock and someone's thereYou have got 'em, hey, top to bottom, heyIt's a gas, just a dash of siliconeShake your new maracas and you're fineTits and ass can change your lifeThey sure changed mineYou're all looking at my tits now, aren't you?Have it all doneHoney, take my wordGrab a cab, c'mon, see the wizard onPark and Seventy-thirdFor tits and assOrchestra and balconyWhat they want is what you seeKeep the best of you, do the rest of youPits or classI have never seen it failDebutante or chorus girl or wifeTits and ass, yes, tits and assHave changed my life From Letras Mania