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Dumbledore died a pretty long while agoBut his followers mourn to this dayA tragic event, we wish that he didn't goThen we later found out that he was gayWell I was dicking around outside the castle groundsAnd I found the beloved man's graveSo to pay my respects I set some flowers outAnd I water them in my own special wayI'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizardThere's a slight chance of rain for our headmaster todayI'm leaking the Schwartz upon the master of HogwartsAnd I'm pissing on Dumbledore's graveDumbledore's memory will be in our dreamsWell, we always knew that he was Number OneAnd though I'm washing those memories away in a streamThere are many good things that he's doneIf your day was a drought he'd always help you outWith a golden shine from withinHe would come to your side at each catastro-peeSo you're safe from the danger urineI'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizardThe chamber of secrets sprung a small leak todayI'm making an ocean with a magical potionAnd I'm pissing on Dumbledore's graveThis act I'm committing seems so perfect and fittingAnd it feels so good to pour these feelings outLetras de cancionesAs he sits and decays I'm feeling pretty okayBesides a shower's one thing he's gone too long withoutFrom the land of the free to France where they say "oui, oui"They say I'm doing something awful and wrongBut though a great flood of pee-ple might be pissed off at meAt least they're not getting pissed onI'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizardI'm speaking in Parseltongue to whip out the snakeI'm whizzing the wand to make a magical pondAnd I'm pissing on Dumbledore's graveI'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizardI can hear Rowling bawling but I still won't behaveI'm baptizing the phoenix using my full petrenisAnd I'm pissing on Dumbledore's graveEverybody!I'm draining the lizard on a dead gay wizardIt's the first wand unleashed on him since his dying dayThough I'm merely a Muggle, I can summon a puddleAnd incase you were pee-occupied and didn't hear me...I'm pissing on Dumbledore's grave From Letras Mania