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I don’t believe in a ruling classI’ll illegally download your music en masseWhile wearing a Strong Bad face maskYou won’t believe me, but the salt singsAnd we balked at your Vulcan wingsI’ve got a Romulan’s eyebrowsReading Pablo Neruda and feeling small nowI bought real estate in an imaginary placeAnd a fat trunk full of disposable camerasFor one-shot memories of Tupac’s bandanaI fell asleep when the man was lecturingGhost-ride the whip then peel offI’ll be in the den listening to Seals and CroftHere’s a game I no longer find entertaining:Seeking validation from Internet strangersI’ll two-step across your carcassesBefore I tell where Bob Barker’s buttress isI’m Jeff Goldblum with a more impressive moustacheWho arrives at noon to spit rhymes for a bus passYesterday I almost cut my hairI didn’t and I wonder whyI feel like letting my freak flag flyI feel like I owe it to someoneI should be making more Kitty Pryde referencesLetras de cancionesWitty and alive when I’m writing these sentencesI should be making more Kitty Pryde referencesWitty and alive when I’m–I should be making more Kitty Pryde references(Witty and alive when I’m writing) these sentences(I should be making more Kitty Pryde references)Witty and alive when I’m–You make jokes that you’ll probably kill yourselfA transcendental idealist, I can only will myselfYou’ll get that reference when you’re olderWhen you’re a grownupWhen you’ve learned circuitry and how to solderWhen you’ve paid at least a handful of electricity billsWhen you’ve received money from strangers on PayPalSomehow you feel obligated not to let these nobodies downI’m not a great swimmer, but I wouldn’t’ve let you drownThat’s the God’s honest truth, I’ll etch in my bedpanThen sue for malpractice like I was RedmanKierkegaard said either/or ain’t a choiceI’m going to a rap in a Triple-H voiceYesterday I almost cut my hairI didn’t and I wonder whyI feel like letting my freak flag flyI feel like I owe it to someoneI should be making more Kitty Pryde referencesWitty and alive when I’m writing these sentencesI should be making more Kitty Pryde referencesWitty and alive when I’m (writing these sentences)(I should be making more Kitty Pryde references)Witty and alive when I’m writing these sentencesI should be making more Kitty Pryde references(Witty and alive when I’m–) From Letras Mania