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You, human.You, minnow.Human. No Fish.Human. No Fish. I’m so hungry.People are afraid of oceansThey just put on sunscreen lotionsAnd watch waves for sudden motionsBecause of outdated notionsThat a shark’s an evil creature(He’s a shark)Taught by everyone’s school teacherWhen you see our dorsal featureSave your kid before we reach her.(A great white, outta sight and he hasn’t eaten yet.)Don’t judge a book by its coverEven though we seem to hoverWe’re no worse than what’s above herI’m no fighter, I’m a lover(He’s a shark)All I want is to be eatingSomething meaty, something bleedingIt’s the only thing I’m needingSo it always bears repeatingI’m not getting any thinnerIf I’m hungry, you’re my dinner.Letras de cancionesThe beach should be closed.But the mayor(money hungry man)Doesn’t want it to be closed.(This just spells out disaster)I’ve hunted sharks more I know what’s in store I dealt with them for the second world warNo introductionfollow instructionany obstruction leads to destructionSo let’s all tempt fatelet’s get the shark baitbefore it’s too lateand he gets irate (I’m not afraid.In the water, I’ll wade.Oh no! I forgot my band-aid)I would like you all to please voteOn who wants to get in my throatBut when you come for me take noteOf what you’re missing, And I quoteYou’re gonna need a bigger boat.More than just one yellow barrelReally thick fishing apparelYou better hope I was sterile(He’s a shark.)Or the world will be in peril.As the sun seems to get hotterYou’ll think its safe in the waterIt’s our ocean, you’re a squatterYou are a lamb to the slaughterOthers gladly will take my placeTo wipe out the human rat raceJust so you know I’ve made my caseI want you to look at my faceRather than have me stand trialI will die in movie style.Humans are so versatileBut this S.O.B. can smile.BANG! From Letras Mania