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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!JULIUS CAESAR!VERSUS!SHAKA ZULU!BEGIN! SIwisa, meet Caesar, he's a commander!Who thinks he can dance with Conan of the SavannaBut when i go hand to hand with you? I go hammer!Knock over his dome, wrap it up in its own banner!Send it back to rome with a message from the Zulu:If you battle Shaka, this what happen to youYou take a step across that equator you'll walk right into a massacre!And get fucked by more than just Cleopatra in Africa! JYou talk a lotta shit for a man wearing a diaperI heard you had poison spit, where was it in this cypher?'Cause all I hear is threats from a brute with no disicplineAnd im ruling over you like a bootful of my citizens!So you should take your cowskin shield and hide under itYoure fucking with the most triumphant third of the triumverates!Im the last of the Empire and the first of the RepublicansAnd hunting you accompanies by leigons of my countrymenAsk my kidnappers if im just a shit talkerLetras de cancionesDoc J Dunk on ya like Boom Shakalaka!So dont go waggling those sticks at meIf I wanted to shake spears, i'd have waggled my biography! ZOh, I've heard of your play! Tell me, how does it end?Oh, yes. You get stabbed many times by your friendsSo what ya gonna do with your roman swords? When the lines of your legions get gored by the hornsOf the Zulu warriors! Trained on thorns!To dismember any emperor's pasty white hordes!I got the strength of a Lion and the speed of a cheetah!And everyone knows you're just a chicken, Caesar! J:Can I be a hyena? Because im going to laughIll build a road from the bones of your goat herding assFirst my frontlines will drop down and smack you in the chestThen ill decimate your horns, you cant outflank the bestLet your reserves come at me! My ballista's cocked and ready!When I take aim I always keep my whole crew steadyBecause there's no use in murdering you and your heathensYou can grow my wheat for me after you're beaten! WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EPIC HOOROO!RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! From Letras Mania