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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!THOMAS JEFFERSON!VERSUS!FREDERICK DOUGLAS!BEGIN! J:When in the course of human eventsIt becomes necessary for a battle to commenceThen Kplow! I hit 'em with the illness of my quillIm endowed with certain Unalienable skillsLemme run down my resume, will ya?Set up a lil place called the United States, sound familiar?I told King George he can eat a fat dickWhen it comes to declarations im a first draft pickI'll topple any tyrant so kings and pirates bewareIm so down with revolutions I invented the swivel chairI've many volumes on my shelves, its trueBut I've yet to read the three books you wrote about YOU!Looking like a skunk in a three piece suitDidnt come back from paris to battle Pepe le Pew!First secretary of state, VP Number 2Not to mention 3rd President, the fuck did you do? F:You finished? OkayLetras de cancionesStraight out of Bondage! Brainy motherfucker here to diss you!Big hair, big nuts, big issues!Started with your nickel, there's a real declarationHeads for racists, tails for slave plantationsYou're a soft white Monticello MarshmallowWatching my people sweat while you sat there playin' cello (Hello!)But now you're facing me! Freddy D!Id never work for your ass but ill kick it for freeYour stone face on Rushmore aint nothin!Check my photos, now THATS real mugging!The face of a free man! Taught himself to read, man!No compromise, you couldn't whip 1/5th of me, man!you got a self evident truth of your ownYou let freedom ring but never picked up the phone J:Aw, Frederick, Ive never heard a verse I dug lessAlright, I admit it, I confessI participated in a broken system that I hatedBut I needed to keep my financial status situatedAnd the words that I used were a hideous blotTo describe the slave trade and the pain it hath broughtBut I fought to stop the trade of new slaves in VirginiaWhen I ran the whole state and still made it home for dinnerSo forgive me, I was busy. Man, I had a lot to doBut we did it! You're free now! So...we cool? F:This ain't Louisiana, man. I ain't buying itYou talk about freedom but you aint applying shitSo no, we ain't cool. You founding absentee fatherYou had six babies with your slave mama and never even botheredTo free her when you died on the 4th of JulyIts a very important holiday but what the fucks it mean to this guy?Because I celebrate December 6th, 1865The day the 13th damn ammendment was ratifiedAnd I ceased to be an alien to your unalienable rightsAnd we the people stopped meaning we the people who are whiteMan, you did some good things, I aint denying your fameIm just saying they need to put an asterisk next to your name WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EPIC RAP (RAP RAP RAP RAP..)BATTLES (BATTLE BATTLE BATTLE...)OF HISTORY! From Letras Mania