Epic Rap Battles of History

Thomas Edison vs. Nikola Tesla
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!THOMAS EDISON!VERSUS!NIKOLA TESLA!BEGIN!Edison:Step up, you'll be shocked when I spit and start staticIll rip your style and add it to my long list of patentsWhile you were busy digging ditches and burning bridgesIm pumping out inventions, stacking riches so go back to your pigeons!You're a geek! Plagued by OCDYou never had sex but you'll sure get screwed by me!Ill crush you, Tesla! There's just no putting it gentlyI dont alternate my flow, I diss you directly!Tesla:I see a universe of infinite energyBut no potential for threat from this enemySo you can call me Tesla! Nikola! Impeccably dressed!Giving lessons in electrical nemesis this'll be on the testSo confess to your thefts and let the whole world knowWhat this Serbian did for the Wizard of Menlo History is getting rewritten and I have redditYour best invention was a way to steal creditLetras de cancionesEdison:The truth Hertz: You're broke and washed upDont give a smidgen 'bout your vision if they cant make a buckI conduct business! Understood things you never could!So dope that I even make New Jersey look good!Im on the record I invented! You got duped, there I said it!And ill bet ya 50,000 dollars that you'll never forget itWithout me, here's a taste of what this battle would beNo lights, No camera, No sound. See?Tesla:You fool! You think that you can touch me with this?You couldnt hand my gifts with your greedy little mind!Whats inside mine was ahead of its own timeYou did not steal from me, you stole me from mankind!Its a wireless transmission of truth!And its a shocking real story of a banker and youAnd if the people knew you stopped me from making power freeThey would curse the con-Edison with every utility!WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!E-E-E-E-E-EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! From Letras Mania