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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!STEVEN SPIELBERG!VERSUS!ALFRED HITCHCOCK!BEGIN!Steven:Picture a child sitting next to a projector Learning from your films to become a much better directerNow picture a three billion dollar dream machineWho can block bust all over your crop duster scene!Try to duel with me, Alfred? You must be psychoIll bring back jaws and take a bite of your lifeboatIm Always so on top of my game, I get the vertigoMy jets in the terminal waiting for me to Murder! ya!I rock the Academy and the DGAYou rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay!Next time you're filling up those jowls with three steaks and souffles Check the trades and see me Amblin to my next big play!I produce cartoons and make games for all agesYou produced Jimmy Stewart making 1 of 2 faces!Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more graciousNow kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness!Hitchcock:That was a close encounter of the turd kindLetras de cancionesBut there wont be a pretty ending this timeHalf of your billions should go to John WilliamsNow brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance!Im the master of suspense! So intense!No defense against Hitchcock once he presents!My skill's enormous, orchestrate brilliant performanceYou're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in TransformersC'mon! Fish puppets and muppets to stir the fears up?I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup!Im the best Mamma Jamma who ever stood behind the cameraDamage panderers and haunt you like the last Indiana!Tarantino:CUT! Gimme a Tylenol, stop rhyming ya'llAlfred you got no style, dog, im the king of dialogueThere's only one movie I know you fromAnd iv'e seen more blood in the shower when I stub my toe in oneYou tried to fight in World War I, but couldnt do thatThe British army wouldnt let you join because you were too fatLook it up, its a true fact! Wikipedia that!Now allow me to attack Steven the hackDue to War of the Worlds, a failure's what I label youIt looked like some sell out bullshit Michael Bay would doAsk anybody, Whats your favorite Sam Jackson part?No one's gonna say: Whats his name? From Jurassic Park?The scripts that I write aint the cleanest (FUCK!)But when I grip mics im the meanest (DICK!)Quentin Tarantino is a geniusA bad motherfucker from the wallet to the penisKubrick:Genius is a powerful word but there's no reason to use itUnless you're talking about the Kubrick then theres really nothing to itEverything I do is visionary, every single frame a panting Made exactly how I wanna make itDo another take and get it right, 127 timesIll make you learn to love me, Im the bomb! Drop ultra-violent rhymesLike Clockwork, make you all hurt! Beat Spielberg, the color purple!A.I is the worst wasted potential since the ninja turtles!Bay:Thats enough! Iv'e heard enough crap from all of you!Why don't I come down there and show you what a REAL star can do?I swoop low with the telephotoNo Bruckheimer, I work soloIf there's one thing I learned bitch This game's about MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!I make that dollar y'all! MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!Even make Mark Wahlberg make some MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!I set up shop and got a few drops of that Got Milk moneyRose to the rock and now I got socks made of silk money!I aint got that guilt money, I dont give a fuck!I take my checks to the bank and I sign 'em with my nuts!I give the people what they love while the critics say im evil!Got no time to read reviews, while im working on the sequel!I got a gift from above and the eyes of an eagle!When it comes to blowing up, no directer is my equal!WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EEEEE- *explosion* -PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! From Letras Mania