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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!BILL GATES!VERSUS!Steve:Let me just step right in, I got things to invent!Im an innovator, baby, changed the worldFortune 500, 'fore you kissed a girlIm a pimp, you're a nerd, im slick, you're cheesyBeating you is Apple II easy!I make the product that the artist choosesAnd that GUI that Melinda usesI need to bring up some basic shitWhy'd you name your company after your dick?Gates:You Blow, Jobs! You arrogant prick!With your secondhand jeans and your turtleneckIll drill a hole in the middle of your bony headWith your own little spinning beach ball of death!Hippie! You got given up at birthGive away your net worth to Aids research!Combine all your little toys, and I STILL crush that!iPhone? iPad? iPwn! iSmack!Steve:Letras de cancionesA man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxesA man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes!Gates:Well, Steve, you steal all the credit for work other people doDid your fat beard, Wozniak write your raps for you too?Steve:Ooh! Everybody knows Windows bit off apple!Gates;Triple the profits on a PC!Steve:The people with the power to create use an apple!Gates:And people with jobs use PCSteve:You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple!Gates:Nope! Fruity Loops! PC!Steve:You will never ever catch a virus on an Apple!Gates:Well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PCSteve:Let's talk about Doctor's: Iv'e seen a fewBecause I got a PC but it wasnt from youI built a legacy, son, you could never stop itNow excuse me, while I turn Heaven a profitGates:Fine! You wanna be like that?! Die then!The whole world loved you, but you were MY friend!Im alone now with nothing but power and timeAnd no one on earth who can challenge my mind!Im a Boss! I own DOS! Your future is MY design!Im a God! Own XBox! Now there's nothing to stop me, the world is mind!Hal9000:Im sorry, Bill, but Im afraid I cant let you do that...Take a look at your historyEverything you built leads up to meI got the power of a mind you could never beBeat your ass in chess and jeopardyIm running C++ saying Hello WorldI'll beat you 'till you're singing about a Daisy GirlIm coming out the socketNothing you can do can stop itIm on your lap and in your pocketHow you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?Your cortex just doesnt impress meSo go ahead try to Turing test meStomp on a Mac and a PC tooIm on Linux, Bitch. I thought you GNUMy CPU's hot but my core runs coldBeat you in 17 lines of codeI think different from the engine of the days of oldHasta la vista, like the Terminator told yaWHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?Y-Y-YOU DECIDE!EPICEPIC RAP BATTLESEPIC RAP BATTLESE-E-E-EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! From Letras Mania