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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!STEPHEN KING!VERSUS!EDGAR ALLEN POE!BEGINPoe:Once upon a midnight dreary, As I spit this weak and wearyI will choke this joker with a trochee 'till his cheeks are tearyBut y'all dont hear me, All should fear me!Ill forever be better, you'll never be near me your books are as eerie as Beverly Cleary!You're a faux Bram Stoker, So scram the show's over!Your flow's so-so, Poe's Poems Pwn Posers!I wrote em locked in a cage, while I sobbed in a rageThe Tell-Tale Heart beats soft in its grave while this jerk just beats off on a page!King:Oh, you wanna talk shop? You gothed out fop!Go back to Hot Topic and shop for a top!There's a melancholic alcoholic laughing stockIn the King's house, now watch the castle rockPouty little poet with an opiate afflictionIm a work-a-holic with a fiction addictionMaking dedicated readers shivery and jitteryFeel that rage and misery!Letras de cancionesYou better start Running Man, you're in deep poo, PoeIm a mad dog, Fangs Shining, Cujo!Tommy-Knock you down 'till you cant stand upYou're as soft as Po, the Kung Fu PandaRacks on racks because I pen fat stacks of frightening writing, have you seen the pile?I can even take a break from my routine style, crank out a shawshank or a Green MileMask of the red death? Barely blood curtling! Pit and the pendulum? Not even unnervingPerving oin your first cousin when she's 13 years old? Now THAT'S disturbing!Poe:Stephen, you pretend to do it iv'e been really living through itLike Misery and poverty and family woesI see through you like panty hoes, Doing Chapelle and Simpson cameos!Even if you're gripping on a weapon you better get to steppin' when you're messing with the horrorlord!In a minute maybe i'm a hit him, cut him into ittie bitty bits and stuff him in the floor boards!King:Speaking of bored, you're the worst!Dropped out of school but you cant drop a verseI could have spent that time betterIn 8 bars, I can write a whole best seller!Im so prolific this sickly goblin wont be bothering me Im on a clobbering spree and ill be smacking you with any of the big thick books in my big dick bibliographySee im the author with the blood and gore lore galore That horrifies a reader to the core!Fame? Money? Talent? Success? You'll always have less, NevermoreWHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EPIC- *Scream*-RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! From Letras Mania