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Batman: Nice hat, dork, you look like a duckI had Alfred read your books, he told me they suckI’ll crush your British nuts until they’re bangers and mashI’ve seen better detective work in Tango & CashYou chump, I kick punks like you off the streetsWhile you and Velma here are solving Scooby Doo mysteriesNothing makes me laugh, but I bet your raps canSo bring it on, bitch, I’m Batman!Sherlock Holmes:I once met a rich fellow who smelled of guano and painDr. Watson:Holmes explainSherlock Holmes:I deduce this douce stain as Bruce WayneDr. Watson:The billionaire?Sherlock Holmes:Yes, his wealth would allow this adversary of hoursTo afford the toys his needsLetras de cancionesDr. Watson:Since he has no superpowers!Sherlock Holmes:You want to battle, bat? Bring it thenDr. Watson:I heard he has a British butlerSherlock Holmes:Good! Then he’ll be used to getting served by Englishmen!You’re a wack vigilante black pantied spud with no skillMy sidekick’s a doctorDr. Watson: Because his flows are so ill!Batman:Shut up, nerds, I serve justice, so eat itMy sidekick only comes aroundRobin:When he’s needed!Boy wonder make you wonder how your ass got killedBite harder than those hounds down in BaskervilleI’ll bust you with that bat-whack-rap repellantRappel a building,snatch a villain then by dinner be chillingGotta secret about your homegirl Irene AdlerTook her back to my nest, to bam pow kersplat herI’ll shatter that fiddle with a chop of the hand!Holy Conan Doyle, let’s get ‘em! Aw god damn!Batman:You’re not smart, you’re selfish, you endanger everyone’s lifeWhy don’t you let your boyfriend here go home to his wife?Nobody likes you, not your brother, not your partner, not Scotland Yard!You’ll die alone with no friends except that needle in your arm!Sherlock:This mustn’t register on an emotional level…First, exploit childhood tragedy…then gesture with pipe…Watson finishes punchline…next, acknowledge complimentConclude with killer catchphrase….I believe your parent’s homicide is why you mask your faceYou’re shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgraceOf watching like a passive waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste!Dr. Watson: Holmes, you’ve cracked the case!Sherlock Holmes:You’re a bat shit crazy basket case!Dr. Watson:Bloody good rhymes!Sherlock Holmes:I’ve got tonnes!Dissing these dynamic douchebags was elementary, my dear Watson From Letras Mania