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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!ROMEO AND JULIET!VERSUS!BONNIE AND CLYDE!BEGIN!Clyde:I'll handle this darling, I'm known to fire off some BAR'sCause if these lovers cross me, they're gonna end up seeing starsBonnie:I mean I'll let you go first, but damn sure I'm gettin' licks inOn this hissy fittin' rich kid and this prepubescent vixenI'm sick of them! Clyde:Let's beat 'em then and we can rob 'em blindI'll stick this punk up from the front!Bonnie: I'll take this broad from behindAnd pop a cap in the ass of the last Capulet heiressGive Miss No Nights In Paris a reason to cry to her parentsClyde:Oh! Romeo, O Romeo, wherefore you tryin' to flow yo?Letras de cancionesMofo, you soft as a fro-yo, are those the drapes or your clothes, bro? ( oooh )There's gonna be a tragedyBonnie:Make you ache like your balls on the balconyClyde:Barrow Gang put their money where their mouth isBoth:Spit sick like a plague on both your housesRomeo & JulietRomeo:My love, your face is beauty to beholdI will protect thine honor from these dust bowl dildosJuliet:A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity pastSo together we shall both put these bitches on blastRomeo:En guard thou artless beetle headed flax wenchThe only insult you have thrust upon me is thine stenchWhy don't you twist upon these nuts? I hear you're good with a wrenchThe dismal state of your raps should be a federal offenseJuliet:And you there, wench with the neck of a chickenYou'll get an ass rippin' worse than your boyfriends in prisonYou're not a true romance, you're just a conjugal visitOh, but that's not even your real husband now is it?ClydeHey partner you best put a muzzle on your missus'Fore I teach her how we handle disrespect down in TexasRomeoDo you quarrel sir? Ho, shall I draw my long swordOr will you duck your chicken shit ass back into your Ford?BonnieHow could you beat my man in some mano a mano?You can't protect your best friend from some John LeguizamoJulietNo no, my Romeo will beat your beau in a contest blow for blowHe will do upon thine dick what you hath done upon your toeOh! I am killed, what irony is this?The lead role shot down by a failed actressRomeoThen I shall kill myself on my stomach I shall lieSo you louts can lick my ass, thus with a diss, I dieJulietOops, nevermind, my flesh was merely grazed Where's Romeo?Oh Nomeo! There's poison on your faceOh happy dagger, pierce me true, persuade my breath to stopSheath yourself inside my heart and like the beat I dropBonnie & ClydeClyde:Well that was tragic. Bonnie:That did not go as expected.Clyde:Woulda done that boy some good to just wait a couple secondsBonnie:It's kinda sad though really, so young to have just diedClyde:Well at least we got each other, Bonnie:just BonnieClyde: and...uh...who won?who's next?you decide...epic rap BATTLES OF HISTORY! From Letras Mania