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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!RASPUTIN!VERSUS!STALIN!BEGINRasputin:Nice mustache, Wario!Try messing with the mad monk, you'll be sorry-yoHow many dictators does it takeTo turn an empire into a union of ruinous statesIts a disgrace what you did to your own peopleYour daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil!You're from Georgia, Sweet GeorgiaBut the history books unfold yaAs a messed up motherfucker bent in the mindWho built a superpower but then paid the priceWith the endless destruction of Russian lives!If you're the Man of Steel, I spit Kryptonite!Big dicked Mystic, known to hypnotize!I could end you with a whisper to your wifeStalin:Look into my eyes you perverted witch!See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitchYou think I give a fuck about my wife?Letras de cancionesMy own son got locked up in prison and I didnt save is lifeYou got off easy when they pickled that moose cock!I leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot!Your whole family: SHOT! All your wizard friends: SHOT!Anyone who sold you pirogi: SHOT!Starve you for days until you waste awayI even crushed motherfuckers when im laid in statePride of Lenin took Trotsky out the pictureDrop a hammer on you harder than I bitch slapped Hitler!Lenin:I have no pride for you! You ruined everything my revolution was doing to stop the Bourgeois I fought the bondage of classes! The proletariat masses have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses!Lemme start with you there! Frankenstein!Looking like something out of R.L. Stein!Its hip hop chowder, red over white!Because the czar's wife cant do shit tonight!And Joseph, you were supposed to be my right hand manBut your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man!My whole future was bright! You let your heart grow dark!And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!Gorbachev:Knock Knock Knock! Did somebody say...Birthmarks?Yo, Im the host with the most GlasnostAssholes made a mess and the war got coldShook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and McDonald, No doubt!If your name ends win "In", its time to get out!I have the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, Playa!Tore down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man! OH YEAH!You two need yoga! You need to showerAnd you all need to learn how to handle true power! Putin: Did somebody say...True power?DA! You wanna mess with me?I spit hot Borsh when im crushing these beatsBlow you up like a tuba while im ballin' in cubaDoing judo moves and schooling every communist CykaIm a president in my prime my enemies dont distract meThe last man who attacked me lived a half life so Comrade, come at me!You dont know what you're doingWhen you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like PutinYou'll find that the Ex-KGB is the best MCin the XCCCP! From Letras Mania