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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!MITT ROMNEY!VERSUS!BARACK OBAMA!BEGIN!Mitt:Im not gonna let this battle be dictated by factsIm Rich! I got fat stacks and Super-PAC'sWe all know what went down in that 2008 election!You're a decent politician with a winning complexion!You're all Barack and no bite! Been no change and we're all still hopingThat you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay, they're both open!You're from the windy city where you're looking pretty with your blowhardsBut come January you'll be left evicted and with no job!Raw rhymes stronger than my Jaw line when I spit a phraseKnocking you harder than front doors in my old mission daysYa see this silver spoon? This dug Mass out of debt!Took you 4 years to drop unemployment down below 8%!You feel that Barry? You're old news! Everyone's having doubtsYour rhymes are as weak as this economy, which you've done nothing about!Call me a vicious businessman, 'cause Romney's stealing this race!Ill go Bain Capital on your donkey ass,Restructure your face!Obama:They say your father was a great man, you must be whats leftLetras de cancionesNeed to stop hating on gays, let them teach you how to dressYou got the momma jeans and the Mr. Fantastic faceSo rich and white its like im running against a cheesecake!Republicans need a puppet and you fitGot their hands so far up your rear, call ya MittIm the head of state! You're like a head of cabbageAbout to get smacked by my stimulus packageYou're a bad man with no chance, you cant even touch meI got four more years (Two terms!) in the White House, just trust meI hope you saved your best rhymes for the second halfBecause right now, im 47% through kicking your ass!Mitt:Whatever! That 40% thing got you real madWhat? Did it remind you of how many decent parents you had?Obama:Uh..Look, I respect all religions but it might be crazyIf the white house has a first, second, AND third lady!Mitt:Ha! Dont bring up wives, man! What are you doing?!You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!Obama:Let me be clear, dont get it twistedWe'll see how pretty your face is after my fist as kissed it!Mitt:Blah, blah, you're a stuttering communist!Obama:Oh yeah?! Well..you're stupid!Mitt:You're stupid!Obama:Nuh-uh!Mitt:*Growls* Obama:*Growls*CAW!Lincoln:By the power invested in me by this giant bald birdThe president shall not be the shiniest of 2 turds!You! I wanna like you! Dont talk about change just do it!I fought for what was on my mind until a bullet went through it!And you! Moneybags! You're a pancake, too flip floppity!This is a country! Not a company you can play like Monopoly!Ill properly reach across the aisle and bitch smack you as equals!Of the people, by the people, for the people! EAGLE!WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EPIC *Caw* RAP BATTLES HISTORY! From Letras Mania