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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!NICEPETER!VERSUS!EPICLLOYD!BEGIN!Lloyd:This is one vid kid that you wont ever survive!Ill beat you, dislike you, and unsibscribeYou'll be good at rapping someday, I promise broBut for now just stick to editing your gay ass Monday Show!Ill slaughter your water colored Unicorns, eat 'em for breakfastAnd leak to youtube your middle name is AlexisI can tell you're scared just from the body language im readingYou should start leaving, look: your hairline's already retreating!Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives 2 shitsEveryone knows your page is just a place where rap battles liveDude, you're really big on youtube, you got a great careerBut remember: You got famous from MY idea!Peter:The battles were your idea to start with, I wont lieBut im the one who had the brains to make a midget play the bad guy!Look at you! Or elt me just tell you what I seeYou're a short little sidekick, ill call you Mini Me!I dre a mustache on your face and you played a mean HitlerLetras de cancionesTake the mustache away? You look more like Bette Midler!You big toothed choppy faced horse looking prickYou and Bill 'O Reilly can both suck my dick!Lloyd:You're taller than I am but you look up to me!The guy who got your first job in comedy!Peter:I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus!You got as much musical talent as Chuck Fucking Norris!Lloyd:You? A musician? Eh...Thats kind of stretchingYou wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression!Peter:You look like a thumb! Where'd you even come from?Its like im battle rapping a fat version of Gollum!Lloyd:Im gonna knock you right out of your little Superman SocksYou were nothing before you rode up on Kassem G's jock!Peter:Man, you dont even have to say that kind of shit...Fuck the rap battles and you! I quit! From Letras Mania