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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!MASTER CHIEF!VS!LEONIDAS!BEGIN!Leonidas:Spartans! Let's start this!Show this petty officer who's the hardest!The biggest mistake that you've ever madeI'll toss you like a frag grenadeI'll stomp you in the face With my sandals enragedand tonight we shall rhyme in the ShadeYour puny fans are fat nerds on computersJerking off to games giving themselves First Person ShootersYour armor's hard but my abs are harderYou're in my hood now chief! THIS. IS. SPARTA!Master Chief:Not, so, fast.Cortana says you're Greek. So why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass?They built a monument to my sins, You're the soldier they need you to beAin't no way that you can beat me. Even my initials spell MCwhile you and your companions were all camping in a canyontook a campaign to your house and showed your Queen my plasma cannonThey should've thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sicklyLetras de cancionesYou will not enjoy this, but it will be over quicklyLeonidas:Ha! I've had better battles with my 6-year old son,I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these gunsI'm king! You sleep in a freezer in outer spaceI'd look you in the eyes but your too much of a bitch to show your face!Master Chief:You got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio FlintstoneYour whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome!300 asses need a kicking, give more tea bags than LiptonSo why don't you quit your bitching, my trigger finger's itching.WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!E-e-e-epic rap e-epic-e-PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! From Letras Mania