Epic Rap Battles of History

Kim Jong-il vs. Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage
Kim Jong-ilThe name’s Kim Jong, I got a license to ILMake you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pillYour body looks like a spray tan bananaWith a walrus mustache and a wack bandanaI’m coming at you like the Asian Rick Flairb***h, I’ll suplexx you by your friggin dick hairYour whole fam’s a bunch of Barbies, dude You want beef? Eat this Korean BBQ!Hulk HoganYou got a ring side seat to your own smackdown brotherYou look like Sonic the Hedgehog’s motherYou’re a freak, a phonya rice-a-roni jabroniI’m gonna bounce you like a check for my alimonyCome on dude, all the little Hulksters knowI’ll hang you from the ropes like South Park puppet showI’ll choke hold you hostage like Laura LingBrother I’ll leg drop your ass back to Beijing!Kim Jong-ilBeijing is in China, you blond a**hole I’m a god among men, you’re a suburban commandoNorth Korea, b***h Let me give you a tourBy the way Your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!AnnouncerLetras de cancionesHulk Hogan goes down. I don’t know if he can finish the battle! He’s reaching for the ropes! Its...its...Macho Man Randy Savage!Macho ManOh, yeah, it’s about to get realWatch me snap into a Slim Jim Kim Jong-ilI don’t like to hit little bitches with glassesBut when midgets step upI stomp midget assesThe Macho Man There is no equalSo spend less time rapping and start feeding your peoplePUNK I’ll elbow drop your whole nationOn behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation Ohh, Yeah! From Letras Mania