Epic Rap Battles of History

Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig Van Beethoven
Justin BieberLook what the cat dragged back from the deadMan it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your headI’m the next the next Michael Jackson,You smell like Betty White,here’s some aspirin, you’re catching Bieber fever tonightBecause my voice is incredible And your music is terribleWho even listens to Classical anyway?Even Elise wants to do me, and now that you’re right next to meI can understand why they used a dog to play you in the moviesLudwig Van BeethovenSit down, son And let me give you a music lessonAsk Bach, I got more cock than Smith and WessonNever say Never? You’ll never be forgettingI’ve crafted masterpieces hat will last throughout the agesYour music gets you bitches on your Facebook pagesI’m committing verbal murder in the major third degree My name is Beethoven mother fuckerMaybe you’ve heard of meNot the Saint Bernard Version I’m the real O.G. You wanna trade blows? You can’t even hit puberty!Justin BieberI got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstageWhen’s the last time your music got anybody laid?I’ve got a concert in five, so there’s not much time left (heh heh)What else can I say? Your own music made you deafLetras de cancionesLudwig Van BeethovenI would smack you but in Germany we don’t hit little girlsAnd I’m glad I’m deaf So I can’t hear that piece of shit “My World”There’s a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphoniesYou wanna be a little white Usher? Here, show them their seats From Letras Mania