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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!JACK THE RIPPER!VERSUS!HANNIBAL LECTER!BEGIN!Jack:Oi, Mate! Pass the liquor! Its Jack The Ripper!Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of twitterIm a human trigger warning through the night until the morningWhen the light shines upon my crimes you'll find it sick, appalling!An infamous notorious delinquent!Theres little more gory a thing than living in Victorian EnglandThis is Horrorcore! Beware if you're a common whoreOr at late night you might find me knocking at your doorNot keen to leave until im knee deep in blood and goreYour grieving family on their knees weeping, scrubbing floors!The police need a lead to know what they'e looking forMy raps are like the way I eat my meat: Bloody Raw!Hannibal:Jack, you're a classic megalomaniacYou havent mentioned me once in your entire battle rapPity your verse wasnt worth the trip in the jacketQuit jacking off on the track and put the lotion in the basketAnd catch what the iller serial killer can deliverLetras de cancionesRhymes finer than the Chianti I would pair with your liverJust the thought of your putrid flesh makes me wanna shiverBecause your British body's covered in more piss than kitty litter!You stabbed women when they wouldnt give you attentionLike a penny dreadful version of OJ SimpsonBut these days? Your nickname is all thats even knownAnd you didnt even come up with that shit on your ownJack:IM REAL! You'll find me making vacancies in brothels!While you only exist inside the pages of a novel!You were kept for ages in a hovel!Contained withing in a cage behind a locked doorWhile I never got caught! So who's the superior serial killer, Doctor Lecter?Im still wanted! You're forgotten! people these days are watching Dexter!So God protect ya from the Hell I Spit Upon us!Im terrorizing London, Fuck the 7/7 Bombers!Hannibal:No! No! Jakc, you were doing fine!Before your ham-fisted attempt at a terrorist lineHow typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headlinePick Ray Liotta's brain and ask him how I get mineIm the bon vivant of violence! A licensed psychiatristWho dines on higher society to the sound of violins!Dont get me wrong, i'd roast both your balls on my hibachiBut for a serial killer? You're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi!You pray on a prostitute and play with the bodyI dont mind that you're naughty, Jack, I hate that you're sloppy!Barney, take me back to solitary confinementBecause this dirty lily lamb has just been silenced!WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *Jump Scare* -PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! From Letras Mania