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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!DONALD TRUMP!VERSUS!EBENEEZER SCROOGE!BEGIN!Trump:Wake up, Scrooge! Im about to take a Dickens of a dumpOn this lonely, homely, little, miserable grump!Im like the star on a Christmas tree, you're like the stumpIm not known for my heart, but you're still getting trumped!You remind me of my ex wife in a bikini, because you disgust meKeep your TB from tiny Timmy away from me, Dont even touch me!I dont shake hands, I dont make fansI ruin rappers faster than Scottish Lands!Even Jay Z knows what a pimp I amI got my name on the front of the business, man!My raps'll haunt ya, make you think you're going insane!You're about to get whooped by 3 MC's of the ethereal plain!So when the clock strikes, prepare to enter a world of Christmas pain!Because im out! I got my own Fucking Problems, call me 2 Chainz!Scrooge:How dare you disturb me when im napping in my chair!You're a crappy rap spitting apparition, I aint scaredof this random phantom! Haunt all you want, I dont care!Letras de cancionesI do not believe in ghosts and I dont believe that hair!J.P Morgan:Dont panic, Scrooge, but you're about to crash!Im J.P. Morgan! The ghost of rich dude's past!Who's properly rocking the monopoly mustacheYo, I own the railroad! I run these tracks!You got dumped on a bench, now you're pissed at the worldYou should have made like Sebastian and kissed the girlBecause your greed is a curse that's gonna tear you apart!What good is your purse, if you're poor in your heart?Scrooge:Bah! Humbug! Your raps dont unnerve me, they're atrocious!What frightens me the most is your gross ghost proboscis!Business and success, thats the life i've selected!So enough with your pictures from the past! Im not affected!Kanye West:Well you're about to be, right now!Im the ghost of what's right now!AH! Just take a lesson from YeezyYou're missing the point EbeneezyThere's more to life than your work, take it easyEven I can make time for AzizyBest put some friends on your wishlistBecause you dont know the spirit of ChristmasIf you did, then you would at this momentBe sharing your money with some of the homeless!Scrooge:AH! This is maddening agony!Wait...actually..Harking back to the dead Donald's lectureI still am expecting a final specter!Death:BOO! (AHHH!) You're gonna die!With no one to love you and no one to cry!Alone by yourself on the bed of your deathWith the stench of regret on your last dying breath!Because you've chosen the path of a selfish manWith Tiny Tim's innocent blood on your hands!The penance you pay for the way you behaveIs written as plain as a name on your grave!Scrooge:Are these the shadows of things that will beOr things that may be, onlyIf I depart from my course can they changeSay it is thus with what you show meI promise to mend my waysA friend to all men is what I will becomeIt's Christmas! I haven't missed my chance to be different, God bless us every-WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! From Letras Mania