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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!BOB ROSS!VERSUS!PABLO PICASSO!BEGIN!Picasso:I am the greatest! The modern art Muhammad AliI melt faces! Call me emcee DaliYour whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crapYou're the PBS version of NicklebackBut, I figure you must be a genius because with 0 trainingYou made millions teaching people how to suck at paintingWhy dont you go back home and beat your brush you chump?I could make better art with my wiener, lump!Bob:Im so glad you could join me todaySo I can teach you how to feel some joy when you paintYou're a moody little genius, always so seriousI know, you must be on your blue periodYour work is melancholic, im painting happy little treesCall me Jackson Pollock, because I splatter emceesWith a voice that soothes, so lets do thisI'll twist you up like you're a Rubik's cubist Letras de cancionesPicasso:Dont use that word like you know what it is!You painted 30,000 pictures of bushes and sticks!Dont your audience know that you stole your whole show?You just ripped off your teacher and added an afro!My name is Pablo, Diego, José, Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno, Maria de los Remedios, Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad, Ruiz Picasso!Back to you, Bob!Bob:Well Bob is dropping bombs like this is GuernicaServed 20 years, Air Force, United States of America!My technique'll make your mistress weepPut her to sleep, elbow drop her dreams, I go deepAnd I keep it mellow like some Cadmium YellowIm a bright like Titanium White kinda fellowDont believe in mistakes, unless you step to meYo, Pablo. You just got your happy little ass beatWHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!Eh...Here's some epic...Here's a little rap, BATTLES OF HISTORY! From Letras Mania