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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!AL CAPONE!VERSUS!BLACKBEARD!BEGIN!Blackbeard:I come strapped with six pistols and a daggerWalk under the black flag with the scallywag swaggerAint no parrot on my shoulder and no rings in my earIm an irate pirate, real swashbuckling bucaneer!Beef with me? Please! Im the high sea ceaserMy cold heart is many degrees beneath the deep freezerYou're an obese, greasy, sleeze, squeezing a diseased peterThat no skeezer would touch if she had 50 foot tweezers!Dont start a war with me, you're not hardcore!Ill pimp slap those face scars of yours port and starboard!You spent time in Alkatraz, im sure you were fineIf you dropped the soap as little as you dropped dope rhymes!Capone:Im a busy man, Captain Crunch, so ill make this quickIm ruining Pirates faster than Johnny Depp didI had syphilis, yeah. Well you're a huge dickOn a scurvy ridden ship filled with bilge rat pricksI run an intricate criminal syndicate so show respectLetras de cancionesor get that tongue ripped out your neck and shoved straight up your poop-deckBeen slapping bitch ass teachers since I was 14You aint a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for HalloweenIll use that fuse in your hat to light up all your buddiesAnd burn your sailboat down to collect the insurance moneyThen maybe they'll find your bloated body dead, washed up on a beachThis is Capone rapping and im cappin' this captain, capisch?Blackbeard:Arg! The valentines massacre brought you condemnationBut im gonna sink you faster than your income tax evasionWhen I toss you overboard like a mob abominationSo prepare to learn the Davy Jones Locker combination!Fourty cannon on the queen end, your gang cant stop it!Ill pilfer all your rum and sell it back at a profit'cause im a criminal legend with a badass nameYou're a fat thug with an STD in his brain!Capone:C'mon! They chopped off your head and they hung it from a ropeThe only legend you left was your prohibition on soapI mean that rat nest beard's trapped so many crumbsThis bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month!Im the emcee assassin slash like Edward KenwayRaps so hard call me Al, Dente. Take your little slope John B. and go homeTell South Carolina Blackbeard got CaPwndWHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EPIC RAP! EPIC RAP! EPIC RAP! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! From Letras Mania